For breakfast I’m gonna have chopped apple with soya yoghurt and cashew butter with a side of a bagel with chocolate spread and peanut butter and it’s gonna be aaaaawesome


the chain // fleetwood mac

and if you don’t love me now
you will never love me again
i can still hear you saying
you would never break the chain


it’s so weird that make-up is a thing

like women in this country are expected to paint their faces as soon as they get out of bed lest they offend people with their bare skin

meanwhile men walk around looking like ogres and nobody bats an eyelid


Kids please don’t think that it’s unusual or special to be dating someone with whom you can watch netflix and eat pizza and hold hands and also have hot sex with

It concerns me when I see millions of notes on a post that’s like “fuck me hard but also be sweet with me”

Like what kinds of relationships are you in that you think this is a revolutionary thing to ask

  • Newly Single: I want a vegan guy who will cuddle and watch foreign movies with me and I want him to love my friends and help me cook and he has to be funny and cute and have a good smile and tattoos definitely and
  • 1 Year Single: I want a non-rapist